Welcome welcome welcome to Theo’s Lounge. Some would say its a spectacle in Theo’s Lounge. You can call me Theophile but I go by a number a different aliases, such as Black Chef THEEE, The Blesser, and TheophileGwilldoit to name a few.

Its important to know… Its a Time Machine… Did you make it in???

Some people say don’t follow your passions, don’t do what you love… A woman once said to me, “Sometimes… you really can’t listen to what anybody else says, you just gotta listen inside”. I love Bad Bitches, I love #Sexy music, I love to cook, I love being a G, I love my Time Machine, I love to help people, I love being clinically retarded, I love people that are different than me, I love God, my Angels, Spirit Team, Ancestors, etc. Haters gonna hate. Bad Bitches Love Theo’s Lounge.

The Truth

The truth is, life is better when you are a G or on a quest to be a G. When I speak about being a G here, I mean a good person, an authentic person, someone who is not afraid to be themselves, stand up for themselves, and spread good vibes along their journey. Don’t mistake being a good person for a nice guy, because being too nice will get you completely taken advantage of.

We are living in a world today where people are accepting lives of sorrow and misery because its the “easy way to do it” in their opinion until they get hit with a rude awakening… When you kick the can down the road for too long your problems just get bigger and bigger to the point where you can’t ignore them any longer. We cannot let the past define our present or future, but that means we must take matters into our own hands and actually address problems and not brush them under the rug. Truth is, most people have no clue how to be truly honest with themselves and others for various reasons. A lot of people are ashamed of their past and their decisions. Its so important that we learn from past mistakes, trials, and tribulations and be conscious of the decisions we are making in the present moments because they can indeed affect your future trajectory whether you like it or not.

Another truth to life… As a man, if you are straight, you do it for God and the Bad Bitches. I mean if you have kids, you do it for them too, but you get what I’m saying. The reason I talk about God the way I do, is because I wouldn’t be where I am today without God and the Angels. I treat them like they are my besties. Its a miracle that I am here today but its clearly due to God and his helpers. I had every odd stacked up against me, yet I still wake up every day as a G, with a smile on my face, & excitement to tackle the day, and continue to spread my good vibes wherever I go. God loves Theo, it is what it is!

The term Bad Bitch is a term that has been quite diluted for some time. I hear a lot of people talk shit on women and say Bad Bitches bring no value and it blows my mind every time I hear it. A big part of Theo’s Lounge is to highlight and celebrate the fact that Bad Bitches are literally God’s greatest cook. But with saying that, there are indeed levels to the bad bitch. Not all baddies are the same… Some are incredibly delusional, ignorant, and terrible…while others are AMAZING!

A lot of men go around saying females are the problem, and a lot of females say that men are the problem… but its clearly 50/50. Its not slated one way or the other. Guys are insane and females are insane. This shouldn’t even be a conversation really. Both sides are the problem. People gotta do the inner work to actually make some strides on healing past traumas before trying to form some partnership with someone who was never meant for them in the first place LOL. A big problem we see today is the fact that people are with the wrong partners. Too many people are settling or getting stuck and trapped in relationships that were never meant for them to begin with.

Who else genuinely enjoys hanging out with Baddies, 8.88+/10 good vibes & good energy? It's literally the best; I love it! LOL. There is something about the overall aura that can't be beat if they know how to cook (I'm not talking about food; I'm talking about a female who just knows how to have fun and create a fun and enjoyable space) and bring that 8.88+/10 good vibes & good energy.

Theo's Lounge is a Time Machine. This is just the beginning. #Cookingiscooking

The Making of a Time Machine

Theo’s Lounge started off as a concept around Lap Dances to keep stripper’s safe; I called it The Lap Dance Study. That idea then transformed into a hybrid Lounge/Club, which then turned into a Nightclub to give back to the Baddies, which ultimately led me to the realization that I have built a real life Time Machine.. I shared the nightclub idea with some friends and their body language and look in their eyes screamed, “How dare you create something so cool? How dare you think you could pull this off?! How dare you do something cooler than what I am doing?! Not on my watch, NO, I am not going to allow this to happen! You are a loser and an idiot!”… That was the vibe I got from everyone I shared the idea with. It made me laugh inside. The look of jealousy can’t be hidden, especially from a Real G like me. What people didn’t understand is that I created The Slow Cook. I am literally a living and breathing cook. All I do is cook. They got jealous of my Lap Dance Study idea, not knowing that Bad Bitches Love Theo’s Lounge, its a Time Machine.

When in a Time Machine, I do love to listen to very sexy beats when I travel. I consider my favorite Reggae vibe “very sexy beats” - Low key sexy, and vibey. I want everyone to have a smooth ride so I encourage you to step out of your comfort zone and try something new for a change. I just called Captain Zyrox as I believe he is a rock and plays very sexy beats for the people and he will get you to your destination safe and sound and he knows the best routes to get to and from the different rooms and portals in Theo’s Lounge. I want to make sure the Baddies have a good experience while traveling to and from. Its a slow cook friends.

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For those that want to be Gs, are Gs, or aspiring to be Gs. Ask yourself these three questions…

  1. Are you a chef?

  2. Do you cook?

  3. Are you settling with your dish?

Black Baller Productions & Theo’s Lounge: 

  • Theo - Head Chef of the Bizness

  • Theophile - Blesser of the Bad Bitches

  • Theophilegwilldoit - Inventor of The Slow Cook